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*Sighs* Why are you wearing a bag on your head..?

A: I’m not taking it off.

Why not?

A: YOU TOOK MY ALPHA HAIR AWAY

I know, I’m sorry but I’m sure your new hair looks nice

A: *Shakes head*

*Pulls bag off*

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Aww there’s nothing to be sad about

A: *Whimpers*

You look really cute, also don’t whimper you’re not a puppy

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A: Do I really look cute?

Yes you do

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A: Ya know these bangs really suit me

That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!

A: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

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