
*Sighs* Why are you wearing a bag on your head..?
A: I’m not taking it off.
Why not?
A: YOU TOOK MY ALPHA HAIR AWAY
I know, I’m sorry but I’m sure your new hair looks nice
A: *Shakes head*
*Pulls bag off*

Aww there’s nothing to be sad about
A: *Whimpers*
You look really cute, also don’t whimper you’re not a puppy

A: Do I really look cute?
Yes you do

A: Ya know these bangs really suit me
That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!
A: Yeah, yeah, whatever.